🔥 Your Fridge Just Became a Duck Dynasty (Minimal Feathers, Maximum Sass)
✨ Meet the Quack Squad:
🦆 "Straight-Laced Larry"
– White booty + stiff yellow legs. Perfect for pinching "Take out the trash… or else" notes.
🦆 "Backflip Betty"
– Legs bent backward like she’s practicing for Duck Yoga 🧘♀️ (spoiler: she’s just avoiding chores).
🦆 "Limbo Legend Lou"
– Legs bent downward, ready to slide under your roommate’s leftover pizza guilt trip.
🦆 "Cap’n Quackers"
– Tiny blue hat + planted feet. The bossy pond overlord you never knew you needed.
🚨 Why Americans Are Flocking to This:
✔️ Magnets Stronger Than a Duck’s Side-Eye 🧲
(Holds grocery lists, vet bills, and passive-aggressive "Did you eat my fries?" memos).
✔️ Resin Tougher Than a Breadcrumb Heist ✨
(Survives coffee spills, toddler raids, and over-enthusiastic "quack!" impressions).
✔️ Instant Pond Party 💦
Guaranteed to make guests ask: "Are those… duck butts?" → "I NEED THEM!"
